David Brainy's How To Get There
David Brainy's How To Get There

How To Get To Here
How To Get To Here

As The Crow Flies
As The Crow Flies

Taking The Long Way
Taking The Long Way



Getting there is much much harder than getting here.
You need to pack. Don't forget your favourite pair of socks.
Before you leave tell someone that you'll be gone for a long long time.
Arrive at the station with enough time to buy a sandwich.
Get on the train and don't get off until it won't go any further.
You may think you are there but you're not. You're not there yet.
Find a bicycle. Head due east for three hours.
There will be an airport.
You must buy a ticket on the largest aeroplane. And you must hurry because it leaves in a few minutes.
You can sleep on the aeroplane.
When you get off you will be happy because you are almost there.
And because the airport is surrounded by the most gorgeous blossom trees.
Don't forget your bag.
Walk across the airport, to the end of the runway, jump the fence and wait at the busstop.
The first bus will take you to the bay.
Find the largest tree and sit under it. Gaze out to sea.
Breathe in the sea air.
When a squirrel brings you a cup of tea you will know you are there.

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